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Humans call me Liz. I'm awkward, messy, and ordinarily strange. Ask me things & stuff :)

nagisapizza:

reasons dark lipstick is great

  1. when you kiss ppl, everyone knows u kissed them
  2. u look like a smoking hot vampire
  3. ppl r intimidated by u
  4. u look like a vampire

turtletotem:

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

libutron:

whatthefauna:

The sequined (or mirror) spider has silvery patches covering its abdomen. Because the speckles reflect and scatter light, they may make the spider harder for predators to see. Amazingly, the patches with change in size depending on the spider’s level of agitation.
Image credit: Andrew Ker

Thwaitesia nigronodosa (Theridiidae)

libutron:

whatthefauna:

The sequined (or mirror) spider has silvery patches covering its abdomen. Because the speckles reflect and scatter light, they may make the spider harder for predators to see. Amazingly, the patches with change in size depending on the spider’s level of agitation.

Image credit: Andrew Ker

Thwaitesia nigronodosa (Theridiidae)

earloffabulousness:

Person: You should try dressing normal for once

Me:image

arielamor92:

Am I really that easy to forget about?